1 GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectvtype Sample ques.Q.Wats d soln of 2+2= ?a)4b)fourc)IV d)4.0 Moral:Engg is Still tough! Team SMS (15630)
2 Paper ki roti Notes ka aachar Books ki chatni Questions ki bahar Teacher ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar Mubarak ho aapko Aanewala EXAM ka tyohar. Team SMS (16634)
3 Filmi college Exam-Welcome Class-Dhoom2 Paper-Raaz Copy- Majboor Marks-Asambhav Final Exam-Murder Fail-Ye to honahi tha Pass-Chamtkar. Team SMS (16606)
4 Kuch likho to aisa likho ki, kalam bhi roneko majboor ho jaaye Har paper me fheko itna ki,examiner b pass karne ko majboor hojaye.. Team SMS (16563)
5 Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Muh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya Team SMS (17259)
6 Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. Team SMS (17251)
7 Yahoooooo.......!.Exams ki $aari taiyaari hogayi.(';')...Pen pencil scale eraser sab taiyar hai AB BUS..padhna baki hai Team SMS (17239)
8 A genius is a person who can do wth $1 what a fool does wth $100. Just as we complete our syllabus in 3 days&our teachrs try in 6 months. Team SMS (16794)
9 When you don't know About A Tree, Tie AgoAt to the Tree & ExplAin About the GoAt..ThAts how We Attempt An UnKnown Question in ExAms..--We Rock... Team SMS (16751)
10 Somu n Bunty were fighting after exam.SiY r u fighting?Somu: This fool left the answer sheet blank,SiSo what?Somu: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied Team SMS (18371)
11 EXAM FESTIVAL OFFER...! -Bring chit in exam, scratch it & show it 2 ur nearest teachr& win free trip 2 Princi's office & enjoy3 yrs of vacation.. Team SMS (18355)
12 Kash koi exam k result ka insurance kar deta,to har exam k pehle premium bhar dete,pass hote to thik warna insurance claimkar lete.Best of luck.. Team SMS (18354)
13 Agar kisi subject ko tum dilo jaan se padhoto to sari kaynat tumhe clear karne mejut jati hai Agar aisa na ho to ye da end nahi hai attempts abhi baki hai mere dost Team SMS (18353)
14 Ye ENGINEERING hai bidu,35 mile to TALI bidu,nahi mile to GALI bidu,Hua average to bole JHAKAS,nahi hua to SATYANASH,pass huato parents ka saat hai,fail hua to VAAT hai.....Do your studies...All the best... Team SMS (18341)
15 Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me90% lanahaiBeta: Nai dad mai is bar 100% launga.Baap: kyon mazak kar rahe ho?Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha? Team SMS (18501)
16 Jane kahan the aur kahan aa gye, duniya mein ban kar mehmaan aa gye. abhi to kitabkholi bhi nhi thi, aur jaane kahan se phir ye exams aa gye. Team SMS (18420)
17 Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...................I wonder why it is wasted on us.. Team SMS (18417)
18 1stLine always 2b writtn in exams"all d answers writtn below r imaginry n wrk of pure fiction.Any resmblance is unintentionl npurely co-incidental" Team SMS (18390) 19 Examination is garden, Success is flower!! God bless u wid power 2 pluck this flower... Team SMS (11728)
20 Hum honge all pass hum honge all pass.. Hum honge all pass ek dinnn…. Ho ho likhte hain bakwas phir bhi hain vishwas paper kiya hain jhakaas hum honge all pass ek dinn.... Team SMS (11727)
21 Love ko life me must hona chahiye, Students ko love me interest hona chahiye. Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye, Ye b college me compulsory subject hona Chahiye Team SMS (11636)
22 Our education system has a drawback; it does not teach us teamwork. Whn we solve our tests collaboratively, they call it cheating… Team SMS (11624)
23 Students marte nahi jinda dafnaye jate hain, Har 6 months mein tadpaye jate hain, Kafan khol ke dhekho toh wo kabar mein bhi, Padte hue paye jate hain Team SMS (11489)
24 Yesterday all my books were singing in my dreams, Guess which song? Zara Zara touch me touch me touch me, Zara Zara holdme Hold me Hold me. Team SMS (11488)
25 STUDENT ka SHIKWA.. Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete.. Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete.. Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir.. Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete.. Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne.. Ae kash SAFAI k no. hilaga dete! Team SMS (11399)
26 Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix) Exam Pas Aye, Dil Gabhraye TEACHR Ne Jane Kya Paper Banaye Ab to Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K Chalta Hy Kya Karu Haye, Boht Dar Lgta Hai Team SMS (11385)
27 To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!! Team SMS (11340)
28 Good news Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com Team SMS (11337)
29 Principles of student life. Love your bed, Its your temple. Relax in the days, so that youcan sleep at night. Books are holy, so dont touch Team SMS (11328) 30 Why we dnt study the whole year & spend slpless nites durin exams? bCoz sahil ksukun se hume inkar nahi, magar tufano me kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch Or hai. Team SMS (10977)
